A Prayer....

A prayer for the stressed!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had 

to kill today because they pissed me off

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on

today as they may be attached to the ass that I may have

to kiss tomorrow

Help me to always give 100% at work

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Friday

and help me to remember...

When I'm having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown but

only 4 to extende my middle finger and tell them to Fuck Off!!!

Amen