Smells like gay spirit... Nij's dedication to some dude..

Load up your gun and tell your friends
He can no longer pretend
He never was self assured
I always knew he was queer

Hello hello hello homo (x 3)

With the lights out, and some penis
Here we are now, embrace gayness!
With some KY, it feels painless!
Here we are now, embrace gayness!
Gabriel Chano!
Elton Johno!
Not a lesbo!
But a homo!
Gay!

He's looking for a tight new ass
And for this gift he feels he's blessed
He likes all men, and always been
And always will until the end

Hello hello hello homo (x 3)

With the lights out, and some penis
Here we are now, embrace gayness!
With some KY, it feels painless!
Here we are now, embrace gayness!
Gabriel Chano!
Elton Johno!
Not a lesbo!
But a homo!
Gay!

And he forgets just why he thought
He used to like some tits and some butt
He found it hard, its hard to hide
The fact he's gay, well, nevermind

Hello hello hello homo (x 3)

With the lights out, and some penis
Here we are now, embrace gayness!
With some KY, it feels painless!
Here we are now, embrace gayness!
Gabriel Chano!
Elton Johno!
Not a lesbo!
But a homo!
Gay!

Human Mannequins

1957 Hati Malaya. Royal premier gala. KLCC TGV Cinemas & Aseanna Gallery

It was a super boring shitty night. Just sitting and waiting like and idiot. Of course somebody aka the brown DIGI woman will 'kan chiong' the whole time and scream at ppl for her incompetence or however its spelt... you catch me drift rite?

ARGH!!!!! anyways me and Nij found our way of entertaining ourselves... Hugo Boss human mannequins... haha

Fever

Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care

When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that's so hard to bear

You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight

Fever - in the the morning, fever all through the night.

Sun lights up the daytime, moon lights up the night

I light up when you call my name, and you know I'm gonna treat you right

You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight

Fever - in the the morning, fever all through the night.

Everybody's got the fever, that is something you all know

Fever isn't such a new thing, fever started long ago.

Romeo loved Juliet, Juliet she felt the same

When he put his arms around her, he said "Julie baby you're my flame"

Thou givest fever, when we kisseth, fever with thy flaming youth

Fever - I'm afire, fever yea I burn forsooth.

Captain Smith and Pocahontas had a very mad affair

When her Daddy tried to kill him, she said "Daddy-O don't you dare"

Give me fever - with his kisses, fever when he holds me tight

Fever - I'm his Missus, Oh daddy won't you treat him right.

Now you've listened to my story, here's the point I have made:

Chicks were born to give you fever, be it Fahrenheit or Centigrade

They give you fever - when you kiss them, fever if you live and learn

Fever - till you sizzle, what a lovely way to burn.

What a lovely way to burn.

What a lovely way to burn

Be Carefull WhatYou Tell Your Kids

1ST SCENE
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before their little son.
Daddy: Oh !! You Bitch!!
Mommy: What?? You Bastard!
Son: Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up something.
Daddy: It means Ladies and Gentlemen, son.
Son: Oh I see!!

2nd SCENE
The little son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy was reading the papers.
Son: Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: "It means coats and hats, son"
Son" Oh I see!!

3rd SCENE
Daddy was shaving his beard and the son passed by the toilet, suddenly, Daddy cut himself and screamed....
Daddy: Oh shit!!
Son: Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy's eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say:
Daddy: "It means shaving cream, son".
Son: Oh I see!!

4th SCENE
Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy: Oh fuck!
Son: Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: "It means stuffing, son.
Son: Oh I see!!

5th SCENE
It's Christmas eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all his uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said...
"Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at the moment.
You see, Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen, but don't worry, they'll be out here in a minute!

Everyone fainted


COOL!!!

Singapore The Journey back

Yes, its time to go back now…Waited for Angela & Jamie to get back to the hotel. Left to pick up Abbi’s clubs at The Four Seasons. SZ being the navigator (and agood one at that) with the Singapore travel guide, we managed to find our way back to Malaysia.

The drive was slow and rainy, it’s a good thing that SZ was awake to keep me company whilst the rest slept at the back. Planned on stopping by Malacca which we eventually did.

Again, dragged SZ around with my cam. Below some shots dat I took.

Went by to Jonker street (what a name man?) to have some food. Some Kung Fu dude cought our attention with his ‘index finger coconut piercing’ show. We saw him eat some fire and throw some cards around. Finger piercing? Nope, apparently was foiled by the rain which I believe was planned, he probably had some dude on the roof with a hose sprinkling water down, anyways went off to have the famous chicken ball rice, which was not too great.

The bad food was compensated by the environment and id of the actual restaurant. Nice.

Left Malacca and headed back to KL. Reached home safely after sending all the peeps back. Missing SZ much…..

Got a call from Ash, wanted to meet up in laundry for Claudia’s 23rd.. So, left the house again.

Had a drink in Laundry, just before they closed and chased us away, went upstairs to Sanctuary, had another drink before being chased away again, probably just hints to shut up and go back to sleep…. Which we did eventually… zzzzzzzz

Singapore...Day 1

Me & SZ was alone when Ang & Jam ditched us. Me lying on the bed trying to look as strong as possible, but alas when her gaze sets on me, I just seem to lose it all, and melt into a lil pulp. There I am, sick as a dog with all the puking going on, and she showing me all the love and affection, for once I felt so useless, so powerless, so so so not in control. For once I dared to let go and let myself be in control. Even though she just sat there, with my head in her lap, things felt so serene, so calming, so peaceful.

Its morning now, feel so much better as if the night in her arms was like a miracle cure J. Anyways, 1st stop was at dome in The Mall or something, just by Fort Canning. Had a much needed latte and some ‘big’ breakfast with tomatoes. YUCKS!!

Next stop, Orchard road, we literally walked the whole day. Our legs was gonna fall off! Took some shots along the way. Met a lovely couple outside SG’s jewel fest which btw was not really much to see. SZ was quite excited about it though. They were walking down and saw me with my bulky Nikon and asked me to shoot them which I did. Ben and Mary.

Met Abbi at the Hilton, he was in Sincere Watches and had to help him choose a watch, a Panarai or a JLC. He seemed to like the JLC but me ans SZ still chose the Panaral which he ended up buying for about 10k SG dollars OMG! The rest of the day was just norm.

Back to the hotel, dragged SZ to the pool as I wanted to take some shots of anything. Quite disappointed as I could not shoot much during the day. Anyways SZ was quite accommodating. Makes me feel more for her.

Now time to hit the clubs, went down to Clark Quay, but did not bring the cam as I did not know where to put her later. 1st stop, MOS, was a cool club, only drawback was the no smoking part. Sigh… made a startling discovery when SZ told me she actually enjoyed techno music, luckily she said only in Australia, as the techno@feng tau clubs in KL are like soooooo the lala. Next stop Hed Kandi, SZ wanted to go by this place for some time I guess as she always talked about it before the trip, another cool joint, unfortunately, another 100% smoke free premise. Sigh,,
Headed back to the hotel with SZ… both loaded with alcohol and passion as I would put it. Had some dessert back in the hotel and off to zzzzzzzzzzz….

Singapore... The Journey

Raya this year has come again.. Another year, another raya, but where has all the people gone to? The ones we share over the years? When raya seem more like Chinese new year? The years where alcohol was present the whole eve, when we would all go together and send Syed to pray. Sigh… all but memories remain..

This year would be in a different scenario, in a different place, in a different country,,, haih..

Was sick the whole day, some say it was the papaya some say it was the chicken in Ronnie Q… who knows.. only thing I know, I’m staying well clear of both.. haha
Seemed to be a puking spree the whole day..

Picked up SZ from her office at 6, still in a state of pain, somehow upon setting eyes on her, the pain seemed to ease.

‘ The sun lights the day,
the moon lights the night,
I light up when you call my name’

Ok ok, enough with the sentiments already! Went on to pick Angela, Jamie and Eliza (Also known as I cant keep my mouth shut) from KL Sentral. Started on our journey to Singapore the fine city! Traffic was bad till about Seremban thereafter was quite smooth except for the constant pain and tumbling in me not so lil tummy. Stoped to puke at least about 4 times.

Arrived causeway at about 12midnight, then find our way to The golden landmark hotel, somewhere on Victoria street, being the 1st time driving in Singapore, IS NOT A JOKE! Finally arrived at the hotel, Angela & Jamie ditched us upon arrival, Eliza, I think we left her off somewhere else with some dude…

Darn..

Since I have to 'host' my pic online to get it on my profile... i'll just do dat here.. hehe..

Blogs....

Here I am...
sitting and thinking..
sitting and dreaming...
sitting and typing...

What is this 'blog' hype all about?
Why is this fenzy?
But here I am... just subscribed to a blog service contrdicting all the bitching i've done
tsk tsk

anyways.. I'm new to this world.. so give me a fringging break would ya!!!

Stressed.... Do I comfort you?

Tuesday, 2nd October 2007...



Was talking to her on MSN, then moved on to SMSing, she was stressed and hurt. Planned to meet her at 6pm. But why? Why? Why?



Am I comforting you? Am I? So many questions in my head... so little answers...