Be Carefull WhatYou Tell Your Kids

1ST SCENE
Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before their little son.
Daddy: Oh !! You Bitch!!
Mommy: What?? You Bastard!
Son: Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up something.
Daddy: It means Ladies and Gentlemen, son.
Son: Oh I see!!

2nd SCENE
The little son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy was reading the papers.
Son: Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
At this moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: "It means coats and hats, son"
Son" Oh I see!!

3rd SCENE
Daddy was shaving his beard and the son passed by the toilet, suddenly, Daddy cut himself and screamed....
Daddy: Oh shit!!
Son: Daddy, what's shit?
At this moment, Daddy's eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say:
Daddy: "It means shaving cream, son".
Son: Oh I see!!

4th SCENE
Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
Mommy: Oh fuck!
Son: Mommy, what's fuck?
At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say.
Mommy: "It means stuffing, son.
Son: Oh I see!!

5th SCENE
It's Christmas eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all his uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
Proudly he said...
"Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at the moment.
You see, Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen, but don't worry, they'll be out here in a minute!

Everyone fainted


COOL!!!